2005-03-15 - 2:12 p.m.

I am in love with this

Here's a good example why:

A guy pops his gum.

An older woman stands up and yells: Do you think I don't hear you? I've asked several times, who is popping their gum, and everyone looks around, and it was you! You can't do that in a public place! It's a violent sound! Now, will you be able to control yourself, or will I have to run away from you?

--Penn Station

It's the "or will I have to run away from you", that's the funniest thing ever.

Well, not, ever.

Do you know what I think is really funny?

The lemons one. Every time I see that I laugh til I cry.

Also, while we're chatting, just between us, did anyone else spend their lunch hour picking brown rice out of their keyboard with forcepts?


No one?

Just me.

Okay then.

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