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101 Things About OOMM

1. oomm is not my real name.
2. My real name is way more stupid.
3. The nicest thing anyone ever said to me was �You? But you�re not a bitch.�
4. Even though I totally am and love being a bitch.
5. Cutters fascinate me.
6. I know within 30 seconds of meeting you whether you would be a good slave.
7. I know within 10 seconds of meeting you whether you would be a good trainer.
8. I went through a lot of years of my life thinking the wrong guy was the right guy.
9. I no longer truly believe there is a right guy.
10. I�m pretty sure there could be a right girl.
11. I have a ton of celebrity crushes even though I�m completely unimpressed with celebrity.
12. I love people for their flaws much more than their strengths.
13. I drink soda way more than can possibly be good for me.
14. Gil Grissom (csi) is my perfect boyfriend/husband. William Petersen (actor who plays him) makes my skin crawl.
15. Nothing is ever easy with me.
16. I�m afraid of clowns.
17. I�m especially afraid of the clown in Poltergeist.
18. I have a very complex system of whether to stay friends with someone based on all sorts of things.
19. I�m so good at dropping friends it�s almost ridiculous.
20. I need constant attention.
21. Except when I want to be left alone.
22. Only one person alive has figured out how to tell the difference.
23. And one person is trying his heart out, bless him.
24. Jordan is not �Mr. Right� but he will always be �the one�, as in �the one I go to when I�m too freaked out by everything� �the one I go to when I have really goofy happy stuff that I�d be embarrassed to say in front of anyone else� �you get the idea.
25. Even though I say I don�t I completely regret dating Nick that last time. I don�t believe I�ve ever been this bitter about a break up and it isn�t good for me.
26. My soul mate is a middle aged pop star whose wife loves me just as much as he does.
27. I have a big �Do as I say not as I do� mentality toward people.
28. I really love it when people do what they were meant to do for a living, like Ellen was born to be a talk show host and Wendiloo was born to help people not be in pain.
29. I�m super-opinionated but also very good at admitting when I�m wrong.
30. Which happens frequently.
31. I always tell myself that I don�t care.
32. Except that I do.
33. I hate that I do.
34. The phrase �And his eyeballs fell out� will make me laugh until something unseemly comes out of my nose.
35. Splink can make me laugh by just saying �virgil�
36. Inside jokes make me happy, but I usually forget them.
37. Sometimes I fight with ignorant people for sport, temporarily forgetting that it�s exhausting.
38. I like strong women
39. I like effeminate men.
40. I totally dig the taste of original Theraflu as long as you stick sugar in it.
41. I absolutely like dogs better than people. Even dogs I don�t know over most people that I do.
42. You know how people say they wish they had a gun in traffic? I honestly do. And I�d honestly be in prison because
43. I have no impulse control
44. I think Paul DiMeo and Dr. Drew Pinski are two of the sexiest men on the planet.
45. I don�t understand marriage.
46. I love shrinky dinks.
47. and magnets.
48. I own a bedazzler. Swear.
49. I avoided watching American Idol for 3 seasons because I knew this would happen:
50. I love Simon and think he may also be my perfect husband.
51. I used to call all of the squirrels in the Boston Public Gardens either Fred or Randy. Fred�s were fat, Randy�s were thin.
52. I collect soap, perfume bottles, Living Dead Dolls and pet fur (that last one mostly on my wardrobe)
53. I�ve been told by two separate people that they wish they could keep me in their pockets.
54. There is more Duran Duran in my music collection than any other singer or band, though I think Shaun Cassidy makes a close second.
55. I don�t wear a lot of jewelry but I love rings and feel naked without at least 2
56. I honestly believe that my dog is the cutest dog alive
57. I totally dig Barry Manilow though I would not ever call myself a Fanilow.
58. I would own a house full of HUGE dogs if I could.
59. I can�t watch hockey (when there is hockey) because goalies are stupid.
60. Until a few months ago I only ever wore sandals, even in the snow.
61. I was never supposed to walk again.
62. I love to wear anklets but think they look cheap on everyone else.
63. I hate people who watch me but love people who ask me questions.
64. I feed the birds and squirrels every morning before I leave for work.
65. I quit smoking years ago but would still rather have a cigarette than food.
66. I�m constantly shopping new careers.
67. I want to know how you get a job writing for Hallmark.
68. I will either listen to the same song over and over and over again, or not be able to find a single thing to listen to and change cd�s and radio stations incessantly. There is no middle ground.
69. I started off way back when on a high horse about reality tv sucking and saying I�d never watch it.
70. I am addicted to Reality Television.
71. I could pole dance at the age of 8.
72. I was really fascinated by hookers by the time I was 10.
73. I think it�s really sexy when someone I think of as cute and sweet says �fuck�
74. If I were on a reality show I�d want it to be Extreme Makeover Home Edition, but I�d refuse to leave the area�if Paul and Ty are going to be here, why am I leaving?
75. I�ve been offered a full scholarship to study voice.
76. And a record contract.
77. I turned down both because I think it�s boring to sing for a living.
78. I�m pretty sure I have at least 2 decent books in me, if I could just buckle down and write them.
79. My favorite font is Chiller.
80. I hate it when I take the time to give someone a well thought out answer to a question and they don�t respond or respond with no thought.
81. I frequently start things I know I won�t finish just to get them out of the way in my head.
82. I missed my only surprise party.
83. I love people who challenge me intellectually but I�m afraid to interact with them.
84. I enjoy being a mentor.
85. I am very difficult to mentor but love to have one when they are truly spectacular.
86. I�m super into texture and once made out with someone I wasn�t into because I wanted to play on his sheets.
87. If I go more than a week without mashed potatoes I get cranky.
88. If I don�t wear a watch I never miss it but when I do wear one I check it obsessively.
89. I love people who do not allow me to bullshit them.
90. I understand alcoholics and fight like hell most days to not allow myself to join their ranks.
91. The meaner I am to people the more I like them.
92. The nicer I am to people the better the odds are that I hate them.
93. If I am able to flirt with someone well the odds are I�m not interested in them.
94. I�m addicted to research. I�ll research anything for anyone. I love the digging.
95. I have more compassion for animals than humans.
96. I forget to ask people how they are after they�ve asked me how I am.
97. Because I�m essentially immensely self involved.
98. I hate people who can�t get to the point in a story.
99. I have never, ever gotten directly to the point of a story.
100. I wish I could stop eating meat but I can�t.
101. I was, for a period of time, obsessed with the soon to be cult classic carnie movie "Two Moon Junction"

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