Know what I enjoy?

Having brand spanking new students who have never been held accountable for anything in their lives.

They wander around doing whatever they want and then are shocked when I'm up their ass.

"Uh, I couldn't come to work tuesday because I'm on academic probation and had to catch up on homework."

"You had a three day weekend to catch up on homework, and I still have a lab to run. If you can't hack your responsibility I have lots of people who'd love the opportunity."

"uh....gurgle" (staring into space)

"You can leave my office now."

(shuffling away)

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