Ahoy Mateys!

Put on your hat

and eyepatch

see if you can hook

a plate

and slice some cake

but mind you don't pop any balloons

with your sword

or there'll be no booty for you

Now pass the rum

and help me sing...

Captain Crate Happy Birthday to You.

Now then, can someone please tell me why all the thoughts in my head today are in a Miss Jane (as in Beverly Hillbilies) voice?

Also, Wendiloo tried to warn me that the cinnamon sticks at dunkin donuts were just wrong in every way but I thought that could only be her dunkin donuts. So I went, and I got, and I haven't eaten yet but it says right on the menu "SERVED WARM" and it's as cold as...well, the donuts lying next to it on the shelf.

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