2005-05-09 - 1:47 p.m.

Somebody tell me what's so bad about menopause.

I mean, I'm ready.

Bring it on!

Goodbye Aunt Flo! Those sure were some good times we had by the pool. And the beach. And those white pants! Remember those?

Goodbye leg and underarm hair. Sorry my beloved Intuition Razor, your days are over. You've served proudly. Rest well.

Goodbye birthcontrol, all of you. Thanks for all the good work! Baby Free after all these years.

Hello days of carefree sex and white pants!

C'mon menopause. I'm 39...you know you want me, you KNOW you do!