2005-01-25 - 6:37 a.m.

I'm officially elderly.

I mean, sure, it was coming. We all knew that when I started grunting to get off the sofa.

And when I started mumbling loudly on the fourth of july at 10 pm that the neighbors needed to stop with the fireworks cause it was late and dangerous, well, that could have been a tip.

And sure, I ordered Blue Stuff off the television box, but today it is official.

No, not because I have an AARP card, everybody has those.

I have a wheel watchers SPIN ID#. That's right. I'm an official wheel of fortune wheel watcher.

Pass the geritol.

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