2004-10-05 - 2:54 p.m.

What does Dracula perform when he goes to Hawaii?

the DracHula.

Heh.

So I got this book of haunted house jokes...

Most of them don't make sense:

What has wings, fangs and is black on the inside and clear on the outside?

A vampire in a baggie.

Uh...okay.

Nonetheless I'll be pulling out some of the better and worse jokes from now until Halloween.