Comments:

Beth - 2006-12-11 19:02:03
Wait. Are you saying it's not socially acceptable to eat frosting from the can with a spoon? We should start a club where it is acceptable because let's be honest. I do that all the time. If people are around, I'll spread it on graham crackers, but that's the only concession I'll make. And your aunt sounds like my five-year-old. After a while, I just start singing a song in my head.
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Wendiloo - 2006-12-11 21:48:22
Why put cinnamon on top of a gingerbread latte? with or without the whip cream.
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Crate Obscure - 2006-12-12 09:42:31
I hear yah about the gingerbread lattes. Each day when I get my bagel and decaf I see the big sign for gingerbread lattes and I think "Wow, those look good. Wait a minute! I don't really like gingerbread all that much!" I think it's subliminal.
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oomm - 2006-12-12 11:04:33
Beth and I are going to buy a house somewhere warm where there are no elderly relatives who need things and where children can be occasionally seen and waved at through very strong plexiglass and we are going to eat frosting out of cans with spoons until we don't fit out the door and fantasy lovers will have to come tend to our every need. Anyone else in?
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Radiovixen - 2006-12-12 12:46:57
Sign me up for the "eat frosting out of the can" club. I was reading that and thinking, "There's other ways to eat it?" I suppose if you wanted to be all cool and care what people think about you, you could spread it on a cake or whatever. But why would you do that.
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Brock Samson - 2006-12-12 13:56:36
Don't they make frosting that comes in an aerosol can? Then you don't even have to worry about washing your spoon. (It works for that aerosol cheese that tastes nasty but I'll eat anyway.)
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Crate Obscure - 2006-12-12 14:29:09
Forget the spoon - you've got fingers, right?
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oomm - 2006-12-12 15:15:50
Oh Brock the aerosol can frosting doesn't taste quite as good but it will do, the problem is that those cans are kind of hard to work, the button needs a firm push...hmmm...out of respect for everyone else who reads this I'm going to stop here and NOT take this where it was headed.

Someday Brock and I are going to get married and when we do we're not going to have a cake, we're just going to invite you guys and have little cans of frosting at each place setting.
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KBeth - 2006-12-12 16:12:43
I knew someone would know the names of the Wise Men. Thanks. I can't wait to hear my kids butcher those names. I also can't wait for that wedding. Will you be forgoing the cake and having just a giant carved block of frosting?
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oomm - 2006-12-12 16:46:39
I think I might just wear a gown made of frosting too, it'd certainly be cheaper and something tells me the groom won't mind.
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Brock Samson - 2006-12-12 17:27:57
I can invite my buddies, right? We'll need a second cake, made from stacked beer cans. (And I'll even drop some hints that they should wash their wife-beater shirts before the ceremony.)
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oomm - 2006-12-12 17:46:15
Beer cans? Yeah right. I was thinking more like stacked kegs. I know all about your friends.
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Brock Samson - 2006-12-12 18:01:02
...and they'll likely expect strippers. We should probably have them dance after the ceremony, so my friends will sit still and pretend to be listening. And OK, we won't hire any strippers I used to date.
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oomm - 2006-12-13 13:19:14
Or presumably we won't hire any that you're still dating on the side? We can hire strippers I used to date though right?
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E-Beth - 2006-12-19 10:30:25
I'm so behind...but I'm also relieved to know the antibiotic thing isn't just an E-beth ailment.
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