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Crate Obscure - 2005-04-05 15:43:37
Ah! You would throw the coconuts at the lobsters and they would instinctively cut them in half with their giant claws right? And then you would use the milk to bribe the necromancer so that he would cook the pasta, because necromatic pasta is by far the superior pasta. Mmmm... necromatic pasta. But how would this feed the need for the smug? And how many more pairs of shoes would a female necromancer own? And what shape of pasta would the gibbons get if they behaved well? And how would you stop the gibbons and the crocs from forming some kind of union? (Labor union or unholy union?)

Your answers only bring up more questions...
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Beth - 2005-04-05 15:43:41
Okay. So I go away for the weekend and you get married. What the hell. Also, I saw penis-shaped macaroni and cheese at a gift shop. That is interestingly shaped pasta at its classiest.
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Crate - 2005-04-05 15:57:54
And I don't even get a "hello"... sniff,sniff.... I'm glad Smitey puked on your invite.
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fluffy bunny - 2005-04-05 16:02:43
Oh schnookums stop whining, we are as one now, so saying hello to me is the same as saying hello to you.

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