Comments:

Beth - 2005-02-02 12:26:16
You need minions to do your killing for you. Minions come in handy in a lot of situations.
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Elizabeth - 2005-02-02 12:36:46
Minions are good to have. Especially if they have deformities. Then you can give them interesting names. I always do that in the car too, or when I'm about to fall asleep and I'm too lazy to go type it out. Being funny when no one is around is annoying.
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oomm - 2005-02-02 12:45:13
I have minions, but the problem with minions doing your killing is this: Minions wouldn't be minions if they were smart enough to be something else, if they aren't smart enough to not be minions they wouldn't be smart enough to kill without being caught, if they kill and are caught you have to train more minions which is just exhausting. Thus I think it would be best to have the killing done by various brilliant friends at my parties. My actual friends (like the two of you and Wendiloo and Splink etc) would be smart enough to kill without being found out and I wouldn't have to go through the insane difficulty of finding new actual friends.
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oomm - 2005-02-02 12:45:45
Also, Deformed Minions is a really good name for a band
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Elizabeth - 2005-02-02 13:47:00
That would be a good band name. They'd have to occassionly play at carnivals. Because when I picture a Deformed Minion, I see carnie. I wrote a play once where David Coverdale was in charge of a bunch of deformed carnies and he sent them off to kill unsuspecting people at his Carnival. I'll kill people for you. With Icicles. It would be the perfect weapon. No trace. I watch too much CSI. Solve that one Caruso.
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oomm - 2005-02-02 14:16:36
ladies and gentleman, you now bear witness to the reason (one of em anyway) that I love Elizabeth.
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Elizabeth - 2005-02-02 14:56:11
I'm about to start Grissom's Hands. I was reading the reviews a little bit ago. The killa carnie story is not so much good as it is ridiculous. But really I mean thats the point.
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