2004-02-20 - 3:50 p.m.

Boobs became overcome today by the vapors.

Has she travelled back in time to a time when women had "fainting couches"? She has not.

She has fallen prey to evil bleach vapors and been rushed to the hospital where she says she feels fine and is having some tests done.

I've got a space all picked out in the pond for ya if ya need it Boobs.

Love love love!